uncommon wisdom from Bruce “Snow Ghost” Russell
Hey Bruce: What was Nicola Tesla’s greatest invention?
My evil laugh.
Hey Bruce: Any thoughts on Vincent Price?
Vincent Price . . . how much did it cost to invent gin? Probably no more than it cost to invent his name.
Excuse me sir: Would you like ice in your water?
Only if it’s i.c.-d.c.!
Bruce: I’m giving up movies for Lent. What should I watch on Easter?
I have a couple movies for you on Easter. You could watch “The Ten Commandments.” Or you could watch a nor’easter!
Hey Bruce: I borrowed a friend’s truck & hit another truck. I don’t have enough money to pay for the body work on the other truck. What should I do?
Go to a body shop & explain the situation. See what they can do. If it still costs too much, how about some body language!
Hey Bruce: What do you call a funny song by Ray Kurzweil?
From the April 2011 issue of Happiness Pony. [PDF]